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Derovius Vaden
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Posted - 2007.06.29 20:44:00 -
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 Originally by: Shameless Avenger
I'm sure many of you had this experience before. I'm in need of some moral support. My inlaws will stay here for 2 weeks. Every time they visit we end up having... erhm... issues. 
Just make sure to have lots of middle-of-the-night encounters, being as loud as possible. They'll get the hint.
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Derovius Vaden
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Posted - 2007.07.04 16:24:00 -
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Originally by: Shameless Avenger
 Microwave is not good for you. Thou shall not use the microwave.
Microwave radiation is non-ionizing. All it does is make the water molecules in food vibrate (thus producing heat). Next time they sit down for dinner, toss a scoop of frozen veggies on their plate and tell them to start shaking them.
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Modern diapers are bad. The baby shall use cloth diapers from now on.
Cloth diapers cause bed-sore like abrasions on the child due to the chafing of the cloth, where the stretchable disposable diapers just leave creases where the bands press against the skin.
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Thou shall clean the carpet every day because of cloth diaper leakage.
Duct tape is your friend, though your child may not be after use.
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Thou shall not use the air conditioner because it's unhealthy.
It is no worse than a central heating system; the refrigerant does not make contact with the air, and that is the only component of the air conditioner that is even remotely hazardous. If they are trying to argue that being "cold" makes you sick, I suggest you laugh in their face. You'd have to crank the AC all the way down, stand wet and naked next to a vent to get hyperthermia (the only cold temperature-related ailment.)
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Derovius Vaden
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Posted - 2007.07.04 17:34:00 -
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Edited by: Derovius Vaden on 04/07/2007 17:32:41
Originally by: Shameless Avenger
WTFPWNAGE!
 I think I ruptured my spleen laughing so hard... Oh god...
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Derovius Vaden
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Posted - 2007.07.04 17:46:00 -
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Originally by: Dau Imperius
Um mate. I'd hate to be the nay-sayer on this, but I reckon your plan is going to back-fire on you. (You almost had the right idea when you looked at your own child's picture. You should be shwoing them why you're a good husband, regardless of what they say, not giving them more fule for the fire.)
You stated your wife will usually take thier side on things? Now they're out there 'talking' to your wife? What do you think is going to happen?
You didn't get them on the defensive, you got them on the offensive. Big difference. Bad vibes from this. Oi, if you want to get them away, don't be having them pollute yoru wife's mind with more rubbish.
Meh, what do I know though. Still, this sounds like a really bad Tele show and/or movie.
Whats the worst thing that will happen? She will tell him to double wrap next time?
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Derovius Vaden
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Posted - 2007.07.07 07:48:00 -
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Originally by: Father Weebles
its about time u grew some balls and showed your in laws whos the man of the house ffs
He has to be careful his misses doesn't cut them right back off for doing this to her parents. Speaking from personal experience, many women are irrational, emotionally-insecure wrecks; to attack her parents insults would be misconstrude as an attack on her.
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Derovius Vaden
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Posted - 2007.07.07 08:06:00 -
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Originally by: Shameless Avenger
Originally by: Father Weebles
its about time u grew some balls and showed your in laws whos the man of the house ffs
Nah, I have done that in the past. It only made things worst. There are times to have a pair, there are times to use the brains. There is too much at stake:
This should be avoided.
I can't let this happen.
Nickelback is a sin against nature.
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